A Medium Evening - A Monologue from the 'Other Side'

_{Have you ever been: or are you going to, a Spiritual evening. If so perhaps this is how it may seem:}

_{"Good evening, everyone ! My name is Danny and tonight, assisted by with my spirit guide, Jonny - we will attempt to contact those who have passed on, through the ethereal veil.” The medium will appear surprisingly 'down to earth' - unless of course they hail from across the Atlantic, and will constantly keep moving across the stage.} 

_{"Now, during the course of the interchanges, please keep any of your responses to just, 'Yes' or 'No'. Anything else will just confuse everything – particularly me , thank you !”}

_{"I'm sensing a dark matter... the black arts maybe, no wait – it's BLACK magic – does anyone have a connection with Black Magic ? Anyone at all ? No ! Anyone practice Black Magic ? No-one, o.k. What about confectionery, who likes Black Magic chocolates ? NOBODY, eh, not even a box of ROSES ! Alright let's just put that to one side for now, we might come back to that, later.”}

_{" I have someone in the room now, a person that comes up to about here on me – just under my shoulder – maybe a bit taller, I think their standing on a box – I feel I should be looking at this section of the audience – does that make sense to you, sir ?”}

_{"Yes, you sir ! The gentleman sitting on the end of the aisle, I'm TALKING to you, sir - but I'm LOOKING at the woman next to you .”}

_{“ Yes, I know it's very confusing, but honestly I'm just hedging my options, this way I have a 50-50 chance to connect with someone, but I'm prepared to go to}

_{' phone a friend ' If I have to !”}

_{"I'm seeing medals, a row of medals. A military person, probably in the services – does that make that sense to you, sir ?”}

_{“ He's trying to say something, ' Spit an' polish them up' can you understand that ?”}

_{"I'm getting a sense of something else, he's saying, ' Don't take them to the bloody Antiques Roadshow and try to flog 'em, you little git ! does that mean anything to you, sir ?”
" Still nothing ? You're not being very helpful, sir ! Alright,} the energy is slipping now, so just take that with you for now, and we may come back to it later, thank you !”
_{" No, I'm afraid that's not an ethereal cloud enveloping you lady, it's just the vapour from my assistants} e-cigarette ! TODD ! I told you NOT to light one up in 'ere while I'm working !"

_{"Okay, my spirit guide is approaching me 
– stop doing that, it's a disgusting habit -and he's bringing on an older person. If I said they were a loud person, but had their quiet moments, do you understand, Miss ?”}

_{"Please, Miss, just confine your answers to' yes' or 'no', otherwise you'll interfere with the spirits, and I won't be able to make broad, sweeping premonitions.”}

_{"Someone, either alive or dead, possibly a friend or family member, or even a friend of a family member, who's not very well, does that make sense to you ?”}

_{"No ! How about seriously ill ? Still nothing, hmmm, well, what about critically ill ?”}

_{"Nothing ! Nobody at all, eh ! RIGHT. DEAD ! THEIR DEAD THEN ! Passed -over, no longer of this mortal coil, does that make sense to you, Miss ?”}

_{" There's too much negativity in the room tonight. The energy is slipping away now, so please just take that away with you, maybe it might all be clear in the future. Go with love for now, thank you.”} 

This has been an affectionate account of my own personal experience.

Whatever you believe, I say go with an open mind, embrace it, and enjoy an alternative night out.

After all, it has to be better, than just staying in and watching Eastenders or football.

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