Acme Records proudly bring you another great collection of albums for this special day. Yes, albums especially chosen with a mother in mind - not exactly sure who's mother they have in mind, but she's out there somewhere. This years selection includes:
Cliff Richard Sings - 20 All-Time Favorite Chirpy First World War Songs
Chas 'n' Dave - Play Hits from 'Les Miserables'
A Cheery Irish Fella - Sings Songs Your Mother Would Have Liked 50 Years Ago
A Good Lookin' American Guy - Sings Romantic Ballads by The Rat Pack
And An Old Boy Band - Sing Cover Versions of Other Boy Bands Who Did Better Than They Did.
Plus, The World of Tat brings you the opportunity to buy your mother a truly c**p gift, because
a) you simply have never taken the time to ask your parent what they actually like
b} or can be bothered to think of anything original yourself
, because let's face it's not a real special day, so you'll probably just buy them a bouquet of flowers from the garage or some cheap floral perfume from Boots.
Their just Mothers, right, people who carried you for 9 months and suffered the pain and trauma of birth, who put their entire life on hold for the last 30 years or so just to watch and supported you on you journey to adulthood and one day will become a parent yourself. Perhaps, one day, in the far future you can expect a prize present from your child, if so I am sure it will carry the sticker ' THE IDEAL PRESENT FOR MOTHER'S DAY !' the official seal of a **** !
Happy Mother's Day Ladies !
Father's Your Day is Coming Next ...You have been warned.
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