Partly Political Broadcast - It;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like an Election

As we enter the final throes of the political race for power - or least a well hung position - I offer
my outlook on the whole scene, with a song, based on the Christmas classic, " It;s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas,"

It's Beginning to look a lot like an Election
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in all the papers reporting on
party capers
With promises we know they'll blow.

It's beginning to look a lot like an Election,
Political groups in ev'ry town,
But the funniest sight to see is all the baby kissing
Till camera's are down.

A load of old grass roots and photo shoots
Is the wish of Davey and Ed;
Renegade MP's that will not walk and talk
Is the hope of a Party Head;
And voters can hardly wait to put the whole damn thing
to bed.

It's beginning to look a lot like an Election
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a party for you and you, with just a shared policy
or two,
And don't forget the latest coalition to sow.

It's beginning to look a lot like an Election:
Soon the polls will start,
And the thing that will make them count
Is how many of us will turn out
And that's all I can impart.