Breaking News: Yet another knife crime was reported yesterday as a 62 year old professional woman was callously set upon and stabbed in the back an incredible 391 times, by an unruly mob – or so-called Brexiteers. The woman, one Mrs.T.May, is said to be resting in an unstable condition, but is exploring a number of options to put this incident behind her. And they are:
1. Sink the whole country on the stock market and sell any remaining assets to America.
2. Overthrow the whole damn government...and start again !.
3. Go back to the House, and get the ministers to vote on their pay rises – the only time they can come together about the only thing they care about – and secretly slip in an amendment about accepting a ' No Deal' offer.
It seems to me that the fault doesn't lie so much with Brussels but in ourselves.... well the bunch of self serving, spineless, politically incorrect, elected losers !
One might get the impression that they - MP''s - don't actually want to leave Europe at all, and are doing their best to ensure it doesn't happen - but that would be ridiculous...wouldn't it ?.
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A Cautionary Halloween Tale in verse and rhyme
Halloween doth fall once more, and so I am cursed to repeat my tale as I have before.
Below, is a TRUE story, of several accounts of accidental arson, darkness and despair. Just another All Hallows Eve at Burford Heights !!
One of my favourite poems penned by my late father.
Don't try this at home, and try not to have nightmares...whooooahhhh, haaha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha! whooooah ! ...
...gasp, wheeze !
A Cautionary Halloweeen Tale
Halloween is here again
We're waiting for to greet
The children with their fancy masks
To claim their trick or treat
We're waiting in our entrance hall
With all assorted sweets
No sound of children anywhere
And no-one in the streets
So Debs & I just have to think
Of things that we could do
Lots of things that have been done before
But, we want something new
They're doing things in China
Not rockets on a ramp
They're making things to fly quite high
It's called a flying lamp
It's made of tissue paper
And put all around a frame
A square of cardboard put inside
To this you put a flame
Once it's lit you let it go
At this the thing should fly
We've seen it done so many times
They seem to go quite high
So in the garden we both went
Excitement was intense
The lighted lamp it went up
Against our garden fence
To us it was amazing
At least it was skybound
But then a trick of fate took hand
And it came back to the ground
We both were so disappointed
The thing that we then saw
The wind had blown our blazing lamp
To the the house next door
They did have a lovely parasol
With table and a chair
We hoped it wouldn't ALL burn down
With our flying flare
So, Debbie sent me packing
And charged me to the house
To get the pale and water
For the fire to douse
So rushing through the patio
For brownie points to score
I crashed into the window
That's in the sliding door
Then the next door lady came outside
To see what had been done
"Oh yes it's Halloween,"she said
"And I've missed all the FUN !"
E.W Burford
Midwinter Mystery - Chapter 16 - The Bells are Calling"
There,
over by one of the thick copse of trees that surrounded the field,
George suddenly espied something from out the corner of his eye. An
indiscernible figure, a mobile featureless mass, dissolving into the
shelter of the trees. “ HULLO ?” he called out instinctively. “
HULLO? OI, YOU OVER THERE !” he continued more persistently with
his attempt at contact. But to this there was still no reply. It
should be noted that of all the things that George had question to
doubt in life, his ability to talk – often and loudly - was not one
of them. So the absence of any reaction from the mysterious passer-by
gave him cause for concern. He could only speculate one of two things
accountable for such behaviour: either the intended recipient had
simply chosen – for what ever reason – not to reply to the calls,
or it just hadn't heard them. And as George had watched the short
lived imprint of his warm breath in the freezing air, like an audible
smoke signal, it seemed fare to conclude that the fault was not in
the sending of the message, but in it's reception. A lone, wild,
thought set out on the long journey across his troubled mind. Was it
possible that the dismal climate, itself - by natural or unnatural
means – be strangely responsible for the interference of the
message's dispatch ? That the freezing moisture-laden air was imbued
with some kind of curious nonconductive property – impervious to
sound, heat or life ? Capable of restricting the travel of words
passing through it's saturated ether, like a drowning man trying to
converse whilst submerged in water. Or was the estranged figure
merely... as deaf as a post ! It seemed that the field of conjecture
was still as unfathomable as the space between George's ears.
He
stood motionless, for what seemed an interminable age, staring into
the treeline waiting, watching, in case anything else threatened to
emerge. But, it didn't. Eventually, with no other sign of movement or
life imminent, he began to question if he had actually seen anything
at all. Perhaps it was just a trick of the light, a misbehaving
shadow, or some other unknown errant peculiarity. Then again, it may
have purely been a figment of his imagination ( vivid as always )
creating something out of nothing. Whatever it was, he knew it
deserved further investigation. He glanced around to check on the
whereabouts of the rest of the group, and to see if any of them had
witnessed his phantom mirage, too. But they were all too far away and
wrapped up in their own singular thoughts to have noticed anything
else. The closest person in proximity to George was Buster, and
without his spectacles on he couldn't be relied on to see any further
than his own hand – unless there was a pint at the end of it. And
his hearing was so impaired – not to mention selective - that he
only ever heard the penny drop, relatively speaking, when it was to
his own advantage. In fact, the only one of Buster's sense's not to
be affected, apparently, by age or abuse was his sense of smell, as
it always seemed to detect trouble.
George
was not acquainted with the phrase, 'so near but so far', but never
had it applied so appropriately as to his current situation. For
though his fellow brothers-in-arms were indeed in sight, spread out
as they were, they may as well have been a hundred miles away - for
all the good they were to him. To be surrounded by people and yet
still feel alone inside was not a new experience to George. In fact,
it was quite the contrary – it was an old and all too familiar one.
And it only served to resurrect long buried emotions and memories
which had haunted him for most of his life.
Orphaned,
as he was, from an early age and never to experience the joy of
adoption, due in part to his recurring ill-health issues and a series
of unfortunate events that seemed to conspire against him. His only
constant companions throughout his 'internment' were hope and dreams
– as he painfully witnessed his friends slowly desert him, one by
one, as they were taken from him to be part of their 'new' family.
Eventually, after years of abject rejection and disillusionment of
life, George was released into his, not so, brave new world. Standing
outside the orphanage's iron gates, cold and bitter, with nothing
more than the clothes on his back, a fistful of coins and an empty
heart, he pledged that he was never going to rely on anything or
anybody else ever again. Swearing to himself that from that moment on
he would take care of himself – and only himself ! Since life had
chosen to so mercilessly turn it's back on him, he was now going to
turn his back - on the world. For the first time in his life he was
free: free to do what ever he wanted, go wherever he wished, be who
wanted to be – yes, at last he was truly free of everything. Except
for one small matter – his past.
After
this period of prolonged tormented reflection, the decision to act
fell like a guillotine – cold, and brutally sharp. Exhaling deeply,
as if expelling the last breath of resistance at what had to be done,
he started trudging grimly through the snow towards the trees. Unable
to say to for certain whether he was compelled to follow this course
of action by his head or his heart, only that his gut was telling
him, screaming at him, to turn back before it was too late. But, it
was no good. He knew he had to see it through, call it duty, a
momentary flicker of responsibility even, or perhaps it was a whisper
of selflessness. Whichever it was, it had set him on a collision
course directly into the arms of man's greatest fear – the unknown.
The
deeper he ventured into the woods the more he lost sight of the rest
of his party, until at last they were nothing more than a minor
disruption to the ebb and flow of the murky mass that now lay claim
to them. It had been getting steadily darker, even before he had
entered the sheltering trees , but now under their looming boughs the
restricted light condition intensified. The swirling ground mist
around his legs held selfishly and tightly to any secrets it may have
harboured. Not only laying waste to any chance of finding any
footprints in the snow – earthly or otherwise - but also affecting
his ability to cover the terrain with any degree of alacrity or
proficiency. As the invisible irregularities of the ground pitted
with various scattered rocks and exposed roots – the growing pains
of large trees - hampered his progress with an endless succession of
trips, stumbles and falls.
This
type of prolonged exertion was something of a new experience to
George, as he had devoted most of his formative years to maintaining
a healthy and excessively respectable distance from anything that
might be construed as.... WORK ! His other foot slipped on yet
another sodden log buried beneath the surface of the treacherous snow
- laying in wait for an unsuspecting traveler like some natural land
mine – which sent him flying head over heels into the white stuff.
Struggling to his feet he wiped his cold wet ruddy face dry with the
backs of his hands, removing the excess freshness away, and then
stopped and stood still for moment. Listening to the deafening
silence and mesmerized by the shifting patterns in the mist – it
was as if he had finally surrendered to the futility of it all. This
brief 'time out' from his exertion afforded him the opportunity to
think more deeply about his recent choices, and their possible
repercussions. It was fair to say that until now his lifestyle hadn't
exactly lent itself to being 'set' by time - and it's keeping
thereof. Indeed, he had tended to prefer the more relaxed aspects of
temporal timekeeping as attributed by the movements of certain
heavenly bodies as they made their way across the firmament. The
morning sun shining in his eyes was his alarm call to rise, and the
moon in descent noted the time for him to retire for the night. But
now, in his darkest hour, even he had to abide to a general principle
of time - it's passing. The lateness of the which suddenly began to
dawn on him - perhaps a little too late ! As he recalled the vicar's
warning about the dangers of staying out for too long, and not
allowing enough time for the return journey.
It
was at this point of his deliberation that another, more troubling,
fact was drawn to his attention. Between the lessening light, the
increasing mist and the unfamiliarity of the area, he realized that
the searcher had just become ever so slightly... lost ! Whereas, he
might be able to backtrack his way to a ridge nearby, after that he
couldn't say for sure which way he had come from. Apparently woods
all look the same in the dark.
George,
stood frozen stiff, immobilized in both mind and body – caught on
the crossroads of a moral dilemma – should he carry on in the hope
of finding someone, or something else ? Or should he try to make his
way back to the field, in the hope of catching up with the rest of
his 'party' ? Damned or doomed, the double jeopardy of choices. Then
from somewhere deep within in his tangled web of emotions – spun by
fear – he erupted, “ OH, HELL'S KNICKERS !”
He
strode off, not so much in a determined manner more as desperate,
back in the approximate direction from whence he came. This option
appearing to be the slightly lesser of the two evils, from which he
derived some small comfort from the thought that perhaps someone
might actually come looking for HIM, and the nearer he could place
himself to being found - the better.
The
woods had never held that much interest to George, even at the best
of times. He tended to view them as a backward step too far. After
years committed to obtaining a better quality of life for himself he
had little time, and even less inclination, to return to the earth's
bosom - pleasure or otherwise. It was the classic debate, nature
versus comfort. And now, in the dark, his conviction only
strengthened in regards to spending as little amount of time as
necessary in the great outdoors. Driven on as he was, almost
oblivious to his the trip falls and lost footing in the snow. Blindly
stumbling his way through the undergrowth, disturbing large bushes
and small trees of the accumulation of snow that had been deposited
within their branches.
Then,
another misplaced step, leading to an unaccountable foot, a loss of
balance, and a frantic grasp for something to cling onto. His grip
mercifully finding a sturdy branch just in time, as his other foot
shot out from under him - losing all contact with the earth. He swung
from briefly before his wet fingers could no longer maintain their
grip on the dampened snow covered limb. And was sent hurtling into a
barrier of smaller branches. He almost ruptured himself with the
first action and very narrowly avoided strangulating himself with the
second. He splashed down to the ground like a dead weight. Where he
remained sat, defeated in the snow, too tired and beyond caring
anymore. No thought in mind just the sound of his heavy breathing and
winter's empty song, playing in the air as it whistled through the
trees and across the frozen ground, to keep his ears distracted.
Once
his breathing and sense of reason had settled back down he began to
became aware of an underlying background sound, which was hard to
distinguish at first from the icy wailing already whispering in his
ears, and he had to strain his hearing in order to make any sense of
it. But it soon began to claw it's own way through, growing rapidly
in strength and familiarity, a grim tonal note that would set his
heart beating on a new rate. A bell, a church bell striking it's
eerie toll slowly, steadily, purposefully calling out in the night –
to who knows what. The unheavenly ringing of which galvanized him
once more to his feet - albeit still a little unsteady - and
refocused his self-preservation instincts. The puzzling thing about
it though, was that as far as he knew, the only bell even remotely
close to his position, was the one at the old monastery – the bell
of the Mad Monk. But, that just couldn't be, George thought to
himself, positive as he was that it was no where near the fields,
they were searching. But then again, he wasn't sure just how long or
far he had strayed from it, or if it was simply an echo of his fear.
Whatever it was, it had reanimated him and he wasted no time in
trying to distance himself as far as humanly possible away from the
unholy chiming. This was no easy task, as the direction from which
the bell haled from kept shifting – as did it's volume –
seemingly in correlation with the course and strength of the wind
that borne it. It truly was the wind of change. George could no
longer tell if he was heading away or towards its, at one moment it
was nothing but a gentle murmur in the air from the East, and then
the next minute it shouted out to him from the North. He ran
mindlessly and clumsily through it all, driven on by the one fact he
believed to be true above all else – where so goes the bell, the
Monk will surely follow.
Night
had relieved day of it's charge, and the moon was now noticeable in
it's ascendancy. Which left George in even further consternation over
his plight, as his route had taken him to the bottom of a steep
narrow valley heading directly into some kind of deep round hollow
set in the hills. The bell driving him, leading him, taunting his
very soul and mocking his every effort at escape. Nearing the center
of the gorge his pace slackened, slowing gradually until finally he
came to a standstill. His rib ached sickening with the stitches and
he squeezed it tightly for relief and took short sharp breathes of
air to resupply his failing lungs. Taking advantage of this imposed
respite he glanced around the surrounding wall of hills, hoping
against hope, to see an easier way out from all this, or at least a
recognizable landmark, but all there was – was despair. One last
look back over his shoulder, to confirm whether or not anything else
had come that way, offered only the briefest of consolation to his
jangled nerves for as much as that pathway was indeed clear – the
road ahead lay as menacingly in wait for him, as before.
Never
had he felt so threatened, so in danger. And even though on some
level George knew that his fears were primarily based on undirected
sounds and faceless shadows – he was still powerless beyond
reason, to stop them running away with him. But right now he was just
standing still - except for the uncontrollable shivering - on the
spot his arms wrapped around himself vainly trying to stem any
further heat loss from his body. Then, the mysterious ringing
abruptly ceased its unholy accompaniment, leaving him confused and
alone to the cold biting night and his private nightmare.
This
sudden unexplained cessation failed to provide George with the sense
of comfort that he had hoped. Indeed, if anything, it only seemed to
worsen his state of distress even further. As he dimly recounted a
line from the poem, “ How did it go again ?” he muttered to
himself in desperation. “ Something about, ' after the bell tolls,
spectres long dead will be found ?'” he shuddered from his
shoulders down to his boots at the very thought. And spun nervously
around staring intently at the surrounding hills scanning them for
any sign of spectral activity. An act for which he was duly
'rewarded' for. For there just below the brow of one of the more
prominent hills appeared a glowing apparition, moving slowly, but
steadily, down and through the trees on a 90 degree angle. Every now
and then it seemed to dematerialize and reappear, almost immediately,
on one of the other hills on the opposite side of the gorge, still
descending on an angle, before repeating it's vanishing act again,
and again. All the while, gaining ground on George, as if it was
purposefully circling down on him, moving in for the kill.
Needless
to say, George soon found the necessary encouragement and resources
to propel himself forwards, with all expediency, towards the end of
the gorge. Once there, without hesitation he became a steep climb up
one of the bank's of hill that rose up out of it, his eyes not his
mind governing his way. Thought was discarded in favour of instinct
as the most proficient means under the circumstances. As every part
of his body was pushed to it's limits scaling the hill in the
quickest way possible, hardly daring to look back over his shoulder
at the phantom's progress. George fought the woody incline for every
step of the way, most of it almost on all fours, climbing,
clambering, pulling himself up over every obstacle. All the tme his
breathing becoming more erratic and laboured. Finally, an assault
over one of the many fallen trees, this one perhaps a little more
larger than the rest, caused him to collapse in a heap on it's other
side. Barely pausing to rest he turned round and crawled up as close
as he could to the tree, then using the thick old trunk for cover he
carefully raised his head up over it to assess the situation of this
bizarre and deathly game of ghosts and coppers.
But
to his surprise he could no longer see any sign of his spirited
pursuer anywhere. Could it be that he had actually managed to outrun
it, or was he somehow beyond it's reach, whatever it was he began to
feel the first sign of relief. That was until the horrifying
strangled cry of pain pierced the frozen void from afar. His blood
was transfused with cold terror as it coursed throughout his veins.
The petrifying nature of the scream was chilling enough without
doubt, but what followed was even worse... recognition. “ BUSTER !
BUSTER WHERE ARE YOU ? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? ANSWER ME ! ” George
shouted desperately out in the dark, but deathly silence was the only
answer.
Thank you for stopping in, I hoped you enjoyed my little story. Happy Halloween to you all, and to all a good night !
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Friday, 19 October 2018
A Medium Evening - A Monologue from the 'other side' - A Spiritual Account
Have
you ever been: or are you considering of going to, a Spiritual
evening. If so perhaps this is how it may go:
"Good
evening, everyone ! My name is Danny and tonight, assisted by with my
spirit guide, Jonny - we will attempt to contact those who have
passed on, beyond the ethereal veil.”
The
medium will continue with their brief introduction and along with
pointing our the nearest fire exits – always a worrying point –
they will inform you of whwere they will be appearing next. The
average spiriualist is a surprisingly, unassuming and 'down to earth'
character - unless of course they hail from across the Atlantic pond,
and will keep moving across the stage, presumably seeking out the
best reception from anyone – dead or alive.
"Now,
during the course of the interchanges, please keep any of your
responses to just, 'Yes' or 'No'. Anything else will just confuse
everything – particularly me , thank you !”
"I'm
sensing a dark matter... the black arts perhaps, no wait – magic,
black magic – does anyone have a connection with BLACK MAGIC ?
Anyone at all ? No ! Anyone PRACTICE Black Magic ? No-one, o.k. What
about confectionery, who likes Black Magic chocolates ? tNOBODY,
eh ? What, not even a box of ROSES ! Alright let's just put that to
one side for now, we might come back to that, later.”
"
Okay, I have someone in the room now, a person that comes up to about
here on me – just under my shoulder – maybe a bit taller,
actually they might be standing on a box – I feel I should be
looking at this section of the audience – does any of that make
sense to you, sir ?”
"
You sir, the gentleman sitting on the end of the aisle ! Yes, I'm
TALKING to you, sir - but I may be LOOKING at the woman next to you
.”
“ Yes,
I know it's very confusing, but honestly I'm just hedging my options,
this way I have a 50-50 chance to connect with someone, but I'm
prepared to go to
'
phone a friend ' If I have to !”
"I'm
seeing medals, a row of medals. A military person, probably in the
services – does that make that sense to you, sir ?”
”No
? Oh, well he's trying to say something, ' Spit an' polish ! You
have to give them a good polish, can you understand that ?”
"I'm
getting a sense of something else, he's trying to tell you something
else ! It sounds like.. ' DON'T take 'em to that bloody Antiques
Roadshow and try to flog 'em, YOU LITTLE GIT ! does that mean
anything to you, sir ?”
“ Still
nothing ? You know you're not being very helpful, sir ! Alright, the
energy is slipping now, so just take that with for now. We may come
back to that later, thank you.”
A
movement away from that segment of the stage and a new prospect
presents itself.
"
No, that's not an ethereal cloud enveloping you lady, it's just the
vapour from my assistants e-cigarettte ! For the last time, Todd !
Don't set that thing off while I'm working ! You know how it sets
some people 'off '!”
"Okay,
my spirit guide is approaching me now -
STOP
DOING THAT, it's a disgusting habit. And he's bringing on an older
person with him. If I said they were a loud person, but had their
quiet moments, do you understand, Miss ?”
"Please,
Miss, just confine your answers to' yes' or 'no', otherwise you'll
interfere with the spirits, and I won't be able to make broad,
sweeping premonitions.”
"Someone,
either alive or dead, possibly a friend or family member, or even a
friend of a family member, who's not very well, does that make sense
to you ?”
"No
! How about seriously ill ? Still nothing, hmmm, well, what about
critically ill ?”
"Nothing
! Nobody at all, eh ! RIGHT. DEAD ! THEIR DEAD THEN ! Passed -over,
no longer of this mortal coil, does that make sense to you, Miss ?”
"
There's too much negativity in the room tonight. The energy is
slipping away now, so please just take that away with you, maybe it
might all be clear in the future. Go with love for now, thank you.”
This
has been an affectionate account of my own personal experience.
Whatever
you believe, I say go with an open mind, embrace it, and enjoy an
alternative night out.
After
all, it has to be better, than just staying in and watching
Eastenders or football.
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Saturday, 11 August 2018
Midwinter Mystery - Chapter Fifteen
Midwinter
Mystery
Chapter
Fifteen – Divided We Fall
The
feeling in John's arm grew intensively, rapidly transforming from
being just uncomfortable to unbearingly painful. Then suddenly, it
subsided - as quickly as it had begun. It's welcome release courtesy
of the doctor, as he removed the deflated blood pressure cuff from
around John's upper arm. “ Hmm, it's still a little high there, you
know. Tell me, is there a history of high blood pressure in ye're
family, at all ?” he queried. John mulled the question over in his
mind for a moment, “ Well, I know my mother had low pressure
pressure, and as for my father, well, he had a couple of mild heart
attacks, but that's about all I know of their medical history, ”
he answered solemnly.
"Well that may
account for it, I suppose. But, as I said before, these repeated
episodes of anxiety of yer's, and continually getting' yer'self all
over excited – aren't helpin' matters, at all. Ye're mentally
making yer'self physically unwell – and vice versa – so yer
are.”
"I see,” replied John
accepting his condition as he sat topless – once more -on the
examination couch in the surgery room. “ So, you're saying I should
slow down or... something ?”
"I would indeed be sayin'
dat, at least I would, if I thought yer'd actually listen to me, dat
is,” acknowledged the physician, folding the blood pressure
equipment away back into it's box.
John tried to warm
himself up by briskly rubbing both arms simultaneously, “ Well, for
your information I'm feeling a lot better this morning, thank you.
Perhaps, it's because you let me sleep in so late – even though I
wish you hadn't.”
"Ahh, now is dat not me
prerogative, so it is. Still, I'm pleased to hear that yer 'think',
yer getting better. Just, don't be in such a hellfire rush there, to
push yer'self faster than need be. And remember, dat the mind and
body aren't two different things yer know, there connected to each
other – like all things. So try and listen to them both, when
they're talkin' ta yer,” counselled the doctor.
"I'll try, I really will
! But, I can't promise you anything though. You see, cases can have
a life of their own too, at times. And, when they do, it's they who
dictate when you can eat, sleep or have a life. Sometimes, it's all
one can do just to keep up with them. So, to get ahead of them, it
requires something extra, something special – everything you've
got,” he reflected ruefully.
"Ahh, well I tried me
best so I did,” the doctor said resignedly. “But it's as I feared
- the patient is deaf as well as dumb,” he smiled amiably. Then
gestured to John to turn slightly around and look up into the light –
from the window behind – so he could inspect his eyes. “ What
about those two other fellers of yours then, could they not give yer
a bit more help – til yer back on ye're feet, that is ?” he asked
thoughtfully, as he engaged the gently art of persuasion on one of
John's eyes, opening it up beyond it's normal capacity – with his
thumb and forefinger.
"Uhh, the jury's still
out on that one, doctor. I haven't decided yet whether they're more a
hindrance than a help - to be honest with you.” answered John
candidly, his extended eye twitching spasmodically with the unwanted
attention.
"I'll not be knowing them
all that well, meself yer understand. But, I always thought them to
be a harmless coupla o' lads, so I did. Infact, I wouldn't be
surprised that if yer gave them half a chance they'd loike ta take
good care of yer,”
"That's what I'm afraid
of !” admitted John, his face distorted from being interfered with.
“ Ugh, I'm not sure if their idea of “taking care” of me... is
the same as mine !”
The doctor
released John's watery eye, letting it fall back to it's original
condition, and patted him reassuringly on the shoulder. “ Well,
everything looks all right there, so it does. At least, I can't see
any long term damage yet, anyhow !” Then the doctor moved over
towards his bureau desk and began rummaging around in one of it's
drawers for something. “ AHH ! THERE IT IS !” he exclaimed
suddenly, holding up a small amber glass bottle.
John sauntered his
way over to the bureau - now fully dressed except for his shoes - to
examine for himself what “it”, was exactly, “ What do you have
there, then ?” he asked, peering more closely at the mystery
container.
"This ? Why it's yer
medication of course, what else would it be ?” came the
confirmation, as it was held up to the light. The bottle was of the
half full variety and lined by a thin film of powdery residue, which
made it almost impenetrable to the human eye.
"Medicine ? Me ? Oh no,
that really won't be necessary, thank you !” said John.
The
doctor looked sceptically over his bifocals at the negative reaction,
“ Ahh, let's not be havin' any of that, now. Fer it's nothin' but a
mild sedative, so it is. To help yer mind unwind a little when yer
need it !” he explained.
"Hum, if it's all the
same to you, I'd rather not. It's just that I don't really like the
idea of having to rely on support from... anything, right now !”
clarified John trying to decline the offer as diplomatically as
possible, without hurting the doctor's feelings.
"Well, dat's up to yer I suppose. But they're only herbal, and I make them all here meself,
yer know,” the doctor countered. John removed the cap of the bottle
and holding it up to his nose took a sharp sniff of it's contents. The unmistakable
pungent aroma that assaulted his senses, left him in little doubt to the exact nature and variety of it's 'herbal' composition.
“Look, why don't yer jus' take them for now. To be on safe side, like,” the doctor extended his small offering up towards John. “But, mind yer go easy on them though, they moight have a few... small.. side-effects, so they may,” he cautioned.
“Look, why don't yer jus' take them for now. To be on safe side, like,” the doctor extended his small offering up towards John. “But, mind yer go easy on them though, they moight have a few... small.. side-effects, so they may,” he cautioned.
"Side effects ? That
doesn't sound good, what are they ?” John asked cautiously,
relieving the doctor of the pill bottle and studying it's small worn
label more closely.
"Oh, well not dat much
really. Perhaps, the odd bit o' drowsiness - or three - here and
there.”
"So, “avoid
operating any heavy machinery” sort of thing, eh ?” confirmed
John.
"HEAVY MACHINERY ! Mercy,
man, yer shouldn't be left alone on a BICYCLE, on this stuff !”
"I see, is that all or is
there anything else I should be wary of ?”
"Well, I suppose yer
moight experience the occasional hallucination, now and again. But
nothin' to worry yer'self about, I'm sure,”
"In that case then.... I
definitely WON'T take them ! I'm doing quite nicely for those sort of
'side effects', as it is. And, I certainly don't intend on chemically
inducing anymore, thank you very much !” concluded John. Returning
his attention to the bottle in hand. he began tapping a finger on the
small white label stuck to it's front, “ I can't quite make out the
writing on here. What does it say exactly ?”
"Oh that, why it's
nothing but an old practice label. I always re-use the returned
bottles, so I do. Fer are they not as hard to get around here as a
decent tin of tobacco !” the doctor answered matter-of-factly. “
I always give them a good wash out mind yer - before I refill them.
If dat's what's botherin' yer, ” he added recognizing the concerned
expression on John's face.
"But, your name's on it
though, right ? Doctor Miller ?” John checked his facts.
"Doctor Miller ? Now
where the devil did yer get dat from ?” asked the doctor.
"Oh, it was written
on a prescription form I saw on this desk the other night,” John
half turned round to look down at the bureau, but it had clearly been
tidied since then and there was no sign of any such paperwork on it
now.
"Yer must have been
dreamin' or somethin', probably still under the effects of dat blow
to yer head. Gettin' things all mixed up and back to front, fer sure.
Seeing things dat aren't there. It's bound to happen to anyone in
ye're... state of mind, so it is,” the doctor thought out loud. “
No, me name's Doctor Seamus Michael Kelly O'Finnegan at yer service
!” he revealed proudly. “ But, der's a lot of Irish in there to
remember, so yer can just call me 'Doctor' if yer loike – most
people around here do.”
John frowned, he was
sure he had seen that prescription, and the other doctor's name
written upon it, the previous evening. But he could hardly
corroborate his version of events by admitting that it was actually
the ghost of his long dead wife who had brought it to his attention.
Could it be that they were both nothing more than a creation, a
by-product, of his own imagination. His inner mind struggling to
piece together fact and fiction, reality and fantasy, law and
disorder. An attempt to bring sense to a life - where there was none.
Yes, perhaps in reality – and the cold light of day - neither of
them ever happened or existed. Feeling a little light-headed for a
moment he sat down on the armless chair and rested a while, waiting
for it to pass. The suspicious part of his nature wondering if the
doctor had surreptitiously administered a course of the 'medication'
already, but he soon discounted this notion as being too fanciful.
" I must be
making a move back to the station house, soon,” John finally
announced, his head firmly back on his shoulders. “ You never know,
somebody there may have actually noticed my absence by now,” he
mused slightly. “Any idea how I might get back there ?”
"Ah, now as luck would
have it, I do know of a feller who might give yer a lift back, so I
do. He comes by this way most days. I don't know his name, but he
always gives me a wave as he passes,” the doctor glanced at his
pocket watch. “Infact, he's due by at any moment, so he is.”"We'd better get moving
then,” said John standing to his feet. “ Oh, by the way, what
sort of a vehicle does he have ?” he checked warily.
"Well, it's one of them
horse and trap sort of contraptions, so it is,”
"Oh, really,” replied
John more warily. “ I don't suppose - by any chance - that there's
more than one of them around here, is there ?”
The doctor thought
briefly about it, before delivering his verdict. “ No, no, I don't
think so. Why ?” John's face noticeably dropped – followed by the
rest of his demeanor - at hearing this. For this meant but one
thing. Another unfortunate encounter with 'Lucky' the wonder horse -
and its not so blessed owner - was on the cards. “ You know what,
maybe I will take some of those tablets off you, after all,” he
sighed.
Buster and
George had finally gathered a small band of merry men together - some
more merrier than others – almost, coincidentally, at the same time
the public house had 'encouraged' it's patrons out onto the street
for the afternoon. And met up with the vicar and his humble offering
of volunteers as prearranged. Due to the pressing concerns about
time, the vicar had already taken the liberty of dividing the search
area into quarters, and selected which two parts he and his followers
would be responsible for. The remaining half being left to Buster and
George to carve up between themselves.
And so it was that
they set off together up the long narrow steep road, up into the
hills and beyond, on their way to the fields. For the most part, the
spirit in the party was running high – although a lot of that may
be contributed to the recent proximity of alcohol – and they made
short work of the first half of the hill. A little less so on the the
following half, and by the time they reached the top they were
completely exhausted. While waiting for the last few stragglers to
catch up with them the party took the opportunity to regroup. Some
just needing to catch their breath, while others wanted to rest their
weary bones, but all of them... deeply regretted 'volunteering' for
this arduous expedition.
The light
snowfall earlier in the day only added to the their plight, as the
dejected souls were submitted to irregular flurries of blinding snow.
Newly fallen loose snow, lying on the surface of the bleak landscape,
was being swept up and along by a series of low strong bursts of wind
and hurled callously at them. And as if this wasn't enough, there was
the noticeable decrease in visibility. Mist was coming, as it always
did – as if in some strange way it knew - whenever someone
trespassed this far out from the valley. Already the first wispy
strains were creeping their way slowly, inexorably towards them –
dragging it's body behind.
The mists in this
region owed their unusual density to the fact that they were more of
a hybrid - an elemental fusion between mist and fog. Conceived and
forged by a number of meteorological forces and anomalies. Partly due
to Mistry being much nearer to the coastline than would at first be
thought. The high surrounding hills sheltering it away from the roar
of it's sea and it's wild open tempestuos ways. But the deep valley
could also be a mixed blessing at times. A burden which it's
inhabitants had, had to 'adjust' to over the years - particularly in
wintertime. For then, the hills ceased to be a sanctuary from the
elements and instead became an inescapable open prison - under siege
from the wintry ravages of the season. For those few months of the
year the village was virtually barricaded in by a wall of snow and
ice - patrolled by an eerie sentry of mist. The locals had a name for
this unusual 'border' area - “No man's land.” And they tried,
whenever possible, to avoid crossing it unless absolutely necessary,
and on such occasions when this was so, they treated with deadly
caution.
The weather
wasn't the only thing giving them cause for concern. The subversive
mutterings - which had been slowly simmering for the last mile or so
– had started to grow in voice and number. Spreading it's
discontentment like an infection through their ranks. Until the
feeling of dissent could be contained no more. Many of them - mostly
from Buster and George's camp – began to express their concerns,
and fears, about the futility of carrying on any further. No reason
was left unturned to strengthen their case for heading back home. But
it was their closing argument that really helped matters swing their
way. Choosing as they did, to reject common sense for the more
radical approach of - fear and intimidation. Since the 'leave' party
now outnumbered the 'remain' party by three to one, it was decided it
best - for everyone - if they went 'peacefully' their separate ways.
The remaining
depleted party reassembled themselves and set forth again, continuing
to follow the road - or at least as much as they could still make of
it before it evaporated into the mist – in a heavy silence. A
silence that spoke a hundred words of dark thoughts and unanswerable
questions, for what lay in store for them. It wasn't much further
before they began the descent down the other side of the hill. The
slow climb up it now replaced by a rolling tumbling gait. Their pace
quickening as the incline steepened and they were caught between
worlds – no longer walking but not quite running. Their course set,
and seemingly in the clutches of some irresistible force, they plunged
headlong into the chilling barrier of vapour waiting below.
As the mist
encompassed them all, they narrowed their eyes – adjusting their
vision accordingly to the new atmospheric conditions – and
squinted into it's grey depths. Mercifully, they could still make out
course of the road, well for 30 feet or so ahead of them anyway, and
the sombre escort of lined trees. They proceeded cautiously on,
closing up their ranks in a more huddled formation. None daring to
mention the fact that since entering the murky mass the temperature
had fallen, and was continuing to do so, the greater the lack of
transparency grew.
But their luck,
and their nerves, held. The mist seemingly granting them safe passage
for the rest of their journey, or at least it didn't worsen as much
as they feared. And there was still a few of hours of daylight
afforded to them by the time they reached the fielded area. Although
the parson warned them of the dangers of overstaying their welcome, “
Don't forget, we have to allow time for our return journey, and the
later we leave it, the less light and more mist we'll have to contend
with !”
They broke up into
two groups, and started out over the designated search areas – as
earlier agreed. Once there, there subdivided again into lesser groups
and spread themselves even more thinly out over the fields. There was
a lot of area to cover and very few bodies on the ground,
particularly where Buster and George's party were concerned. And the
low hanging mist, seemingly hovering over the ground, ensured that
this was going to be harder than they thought.
Such was the
distance between the two parties, that contact with each other was
virtually impossible, or at least highly impractical. So all they
could do was carry on with their separate searches – uninterrupted
- until one or the other had anything worth reporting. The adverse
conditions and the semi-solitary state of the group started to wear
heavy on them and seemed to prolong the passage of time. Soon, George
was unable to tell how long he had actually been out there - was it
two, three or more hours ? All he knew for sure was that the longer
they stayed out there, the less chance there was finding anything.
Then, as the light began to fade, along with any hope, George felt a
sense of despair take hold of him. Was this it ? Had he failed his
new chief ? And what was going to happen to everyone now ? Questions
without answers, that's all he had. If he could only turn back time,
maybe he could put things right. But, he might just as well pray for
a miracle than to follow this line of thinking. No, all was lost that
was all there was to it now, he thought. Turning slowly around, he
looked back from whence he had came, the past always easier to see
than the future. And there, in the midst of darkness came light. A
fleeting wish given substance, a very dark substance.
© Michael
Burford, 2018
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Tuesday, 17 July 2018
Midwinter Mystery - The Prologue
The Town of No Return - The Prologue
It
was deep into midwinter, and the woods were heavy with a foreboding
sense of death, that permeated the atmosphere of the chilling early
morning. The wood, for the most part, was nothing more than just a
collection of various shades of grey, punctuated by the odd
coniferous tree, or two, with some of the more evergreen shrubs to
offer the slightest resistance to the colourless scene. The rising
sun hung low on the skyline as it's heavily filtered rays attempted
to break through the skies freezing bleak shroud, with only minimal
effect, to awaken another day - minus any of it's life-affirming
warmth.
But,
despite this chilly tableau, the lower areas of the woodland, were
showing signs that it's snowy covering wasin retreat, a fact wasted
on the small, furry, inhabitants, who were still fully committed to
their ritual states of hibernation, as if they knew, deep down, that
this phenomenon was just a temporary polar ceasefire.
The
raw, morning air was motionless, as if unable to move due to being
saturated with the damp freezing cold. deathly silence. Then, from
out of no-where, a crow suddenly swept down, cawing as it dove into
the newly exposed wet leaves on the ground. It cawed once more while
it's head flitted sharply around surveying the area for any tell-tale
movement in the undergrowth, then plunged itself – violently -
beneath the layer of leaves where it began tossing and turning the
earth into the air, as it began the search for hidden morsels of
food. Then, as sharply as it had began, it ceased. The crow's head
shot to the surface as if sensing some unseen presence or danger, and
cried out again and launching itself into the air, fast powerful
wings, flapping wildly as it took flight, disturbing the leaves left
behind. This radical displacement of the immediate landscape,
revealed a foreign body – or rather part of one – re: one
upturned frozen human hand, it's gnarled grey condition self-evident
that life had long since slipped through it's icy fingers.
The
crow had only removed itself to a few feet away, deciding to take
refuge on an old warped rudely constructed signpost. Once more it
commenced it's haunting lament, which seemed to echo in the emptiness
between the trees, shattering the unearthly peace. Then slowly and
steadily it began to pace along, from side to side, the top of the
wooden sign, dislodging the last of the covering snow, and there,
crudely etched into the wood in red was an arrow pointing the way,
and underneath it, it simply read: Mistry – Dead Ahead .
© Michael Burford, 2018
© Michael Burford, 2018
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Thursday, 5 July 2018
Midwinter Mystery - Chapter Fourteen - " The Town of No Return"
Midwinter
Mystery
Chapter
Fourteen
The
series of short sharp stabs deep into it's very hearth, finally
evoked the first few sparks of life from the pitiful looking fire, as
it began to crackle, spit and glow it's way into existence. It was a
small but timely reward for all of Buster's persistent efforts at
rekindling the fireplace with nothing more than a box of short-fused
matches and a rusty old poker stick, There was at last a dawn, a slim
promise of a fire yet to be, rather than just the smoldering pile of
smoke it had been for so long. Then, using the poker as a prop he
struggled to his feet and rose up from the ashes.
"Crikey,
wot the heck's been going on in 'ere ?” coughed George as he
entered the charge room.
"I've
been tryin' to light this blinkin' fire, ain't I !. What does it look
like I've been doin' ?” replied Buster wearily dropping the poker
down by the side of the grate.
"I dunno, do I, cos I can't see nothin' on account of all this smoke !”
George responded, waving a hand across his face to help alleviate his
stinging eyes. “ 'Ere, don't you go startin' on me ! It's taken me
half the stupid morning to get the darned thing going ! And I'm
tellin' you now, if you bring another load of damp logs back here –
you can flippin' well start the thing yourself !” Buster informed
sharply. Then, as he peered through the smoky haze at his compatriot,
it began to become clear to him the true extent of the problem. “Oh
! The perishin' chimney must be blocked up again or something.
Probably another one of them bird's nests has got itself stuck up
there, I expect ,” he surmised, whilst slipping his trouser braces
loosely back over a pair of semi-collapsed shoulders, and then
proceeded to brush a hand down the arms of his collarless shirt to
wipe any of the loose sooty covering away from them.“ A good sweep
up there should fix it !” he pronounced. George squinted over at
Buster, his red eyes still sore from the smoky condition of the room,
while he removed his overcoat, “ When did you last clean it out
then ?” he asked. “ Eh ! Oh, no, It weren't me ! It was old Bert
Harris, the window cleaner - don't you remember him ?” enlightened
Buster. “ He used to wash all the windows around 'ere., at one
time. Sometimes he'd even clear your gutters out and sweep yer
chimney an' all ! Why the last time I saw him now was about...ohh,
must be nigh on... well it couldn't have been longer than...”
Buster stretched his greying matter to the limit before coming up
with nothing, “ Ah ! Do you remember when they stopped rationing ?”
"Yeah,
it was 'bout six or seven years ago now, weren't it ?” George
answered hanging his coat up on the coat stand. “ 'Ere ! That wasn't
the last time it was cleaned out, was it ?” he asked
incredulously.
"Nah,
of course not ! That's when old Bert kicked the bucket – passed
away I mean, that is !” said Buster respectfully correcting
himself.
"No,
I reckon it was probably about five, or so, years before that !”
Buster nodded knowingly, confirming his belief and ran a hand around
the inside top of his trousers stuffing his shirt tails back into
them,
"Blimey
! That'll make it over 10 years ago, no wonder it's blocked. We must
have cremated 'alf the bloomin' wood up there since then !” George
interceded, lifting the flap counter up as he made his way through
into the main room.
"Yeah,
that sounds 'bout right !” said Buster. “ He used to let me watch
him do it, you know. He had this special long pole, you see, and you
could attach other bits onto it to make it longer, if you needed, and
then he'd stick this round wiry brush on it's other end and shove it
right up...”
"Don't
go giving me any ideas old-timer, you're already looking all Sooty
and Sweep as it is,” George interceded. “ And if you keep goin'
on about it I know just the small wiry thing I'll be using to shove
up there, meself !” he concluded as ran a finger over the thin
layer of soot on the counter top. “ Look, I'll crack open a window
in here to let some fresh air in, while you get started cleaning this
mess up before the Chief gets back,” he suggested.
"So
you think he's gonna come back, then ? ” Buster asked cynically.
"I hope so. But I jus' don't know what could of 'appened to him,”
George sighed heavily. “ I went back out to the field this morning
to have another scout around for him, but it's just the same as
yesterday. No clues, no sign, no Chief !” George replied
despondently before commencing thumping on the sides of the window
frame, a couple of times, with his closed fist to loosen it enough to
open on it's frayed sash cords.
"I thought you were going to ask around the village this morning, if
anyone had seen him ?” queried Buster, kneeling back down by the
fireplace to start sweeping up some of the ash and soot debris up
with a dustpan and brush.
"Nah,
I changed me mind 'bout it. I mean what's the point, most people here
haven't even met him yet so how would they know if they'd seen him or
not ! It's like asking them to search for a stranger in a haystack !”
answered George. “ You know, I was thinking, do you realise that
I'm probably the last man to have seen 'im alive,” he continued
solemnly.
"Blimey
! As if things weren't bad enough for him already !” Buster chimed
in.
"Wot
d'yer mean by that ?” challenged George defensively.
" Jus' that he hasn't exactly been lucky since he got here, 'specially when he's
been with you, has he ? I mean he's been here just a couple of days
and he's already had a crack to the head, been in a car accident and
now he's gone missing – just like the other fellah !” Buster
explained himself.
"Well,
that ain't all my fault !” George snapped sharply.
"Mebbe
not, but come to think of it, you have been with him every time
something bad's 'appened to him, aint'cha !” Buster's mind seemed
to become clearer than the state of the smoke filled room they stood
in.
"Wot
are you trying to say ?”
"Nothing
! But if he don't turn up again soon then things might not look too
good for either of us, will they ?” Buster responded in a rare
moment of clarity. “ And if news ever gets out back up the line
that we've lost someone else -well, people might start thinking
something funny is going on down here !”
"SOMETHING
FUNNY' IS GOING ON DOWN 'ERE !”
"Yea,
but they don't know that, do they. All they'll see is that you and
the Chief went out one morning - and only one of yer came back !”
"Lumme,
you're right ! I never thought of it like that !” George started to
fully appreciate the darker implications of his predicament. “'Say,
we'd better get a move on to find him and fast ! Otherwise, my head's
for the chop, for sure !”
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT ! YOU HAVEN'T ANOTHER ONE ALREADY !” came the
unexpected and abrupt outburst from behind them. Turning sharply
around they were confronted by the unexpected arrival of the vicar,
who had entered the station, unannounced, to catch the tail end of
their confessional conversation - and was clearly alarmed to hear
this disturbing development. “ How long has he been missing ?”
he asked tersely.
"Oh,
'bout a day or so,” George answered with a shrug of the shoulders.
"A DAY ! Why didn't you come and tell me about it, I might have been of
help ?”
"Well,
we were kind of hoping he'd sort of turn up on his own like,
sometime” answered George rather sheepishly.
"Hmm,
'hoping' is just a poor substitute for praying, young man. But, I
suppose it doesn't do any harm either, let us just pray that he is
somewhere safe and well for now !” reflected the vicar solemnly. “
I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound as if I'm judging or preaching to
you, or anything like that, even though the pair of you are clearly
in need of it,” the vicar continued, changing the nature of his
discourse to a more humanitarian and empathic tone. “ But this
situation could effect the lives of so many others, more than just
yourselves, you know. You do realise that, don't you ?”
George
felt a pang of discomfort in his stomach, a condition that had been
growing strangely worse over the last few hours. The exact cause of
which was elusive to the P.C. Could it possibly be perhaps that
despite his rather cavalier approach to work and numerous personal
foibles, the thought of being responsible for a life other than his
own was starting to weigh heavy on his conscience – as well as his
digestive system !
"Of
course I understand, to a degree, why you would prefer rather to keep
this to yourselves. What with your, shall we say, somewhat dubious
past record on the subject - colleagues mysteriously vanishing and so
forth,” the holy man conceded. “ I believe Oscar Wilde, may have
assessed your situation more succinctly and colourfully when he wrote,
'To lose one Chief may be regarded as being unfortunate, but to lose
two is just plain carelessness,' I trust you'll forgive my little
paraphrasing there, ” he asked, his mouth turning up at the sides
with small smile, as he stood as close to the counter as humanly
possible, his hands clasped together on it's surface, their fingers
knitted together in a holy union.
"Well,
if it's good enough fer that 'Wilde' fellah then it's no bother to us
either,” answered Buster - admittedly without fully understanding
what he was replying to – from somewhere under a pair of heavily
perplexed wiry eyebrows, nudging his co-conspirator sharply in the
ribs for support. But, George's thoughts were busy elsewhere, keeping
him too preoccupied to respond, “ Do yer think it really looks that
bad, your Reverence ? I mean we didn't have nothin' to do with it –
honest !” he ejected nervously. “I tried me best to find him
yesterday. Honest did ! I searched all over that field, twice, but
there just weren't nothing of him - anywhere. Then by the time I'd
finished and walked all the way back 'ere from up there it was jus'
too late in the day to go knockin' on anyone's door,” George spoke
surprisingly straightforward and responsibly, perhaps trying a bit
too hard to justify himself to his inquisitor. “Besides, it sounds
like he's probably better off somewhere else - away from me !” he
added cynically, in lieu of recent events.
The
vicar nodded his head, on a number of occasions, throughout George's
story and explanation for not involving anyone else at the time, as
if acknowledging his approval of the Constable's conduct in the
matter. And at the end of it all he seemed sufficiently satisfied
that they had acted with the best - if not the most diligent - of
intentions. And decided, for now, not to trouble them with the
original reason he came over to the station in the first place, or
that he was to harbouring his own grave reservations about things yet
to come. “Now let's have any talk like that right now, young man,
Instead let us concentrate our thoughts on finding the Inspector,
shall we. You know, it's at times like these that we find out who our
true friends are, those who we can really depend on. Now, I
appreciate this may not exactly fall under an ecclesiastical matter
as such, but I say 'carpe diem' ! So, why don't we form a search
party of other like minded souls – people who we can trust - and
strike out while the trail is still, relatively, fresh. Unity,
secrecy and pray are our greatest allies right now in locating the
Inspector as soon as possible. Because, I assure you gentlemen, that
if we fail - your heads won't be the only one for the 'chop' !”
suggested the vicar, darkly.
"Now,
I fear that time and providence may not be on ours, or the
Inspector's, side for much longer,” he warned, his hands breaking
formation and splaying their fingers out across the counter, as if he
was preparing to launch himself over it . “ Therefore, I propose
that we give ourselves only until the end of the day to locate him,
and if we're still a man down by the then, we'll no other choice but
to surrender ourselves to the mercy of the authorities ! And from
then on the 'die is cast', as they say, for us all. This whole
village will fall under the closest of scrutiny for this, mark my
words ! We will won't be friends and neighbours to them, we'll
simply be – suspects ! I dare say such an investigation would draw
all manner of people down here, stirring things up and causing
disruption to our peaceful way of life. Then there's all the
photograph's and intrusive questioning into our personal affairs. No,
none of us would want any of that – would we ?” he asked staring
across the counter at his would-be collaborators, shaking his head in
a leading manner.
The
two beleaguered respondents shifted awkwardly on their feet for a
moment before following suit, hesitantly shaking their heads in
agreement in a kind of conditioned reflex. “ Very good ! Well, in
that case may I suggest we proceed with all due alacrity gentlemen.
I'll return to my church and ring the bells, an alarm call to rally
my followers. Whilst you rustle up a select band of villagers of your
own. Then we'll meet back here and divide into smaller groups to
cover more area. Agreed ?” Once more the pair answered with their
heads, silently nodding them. “ Yeah ! sounds all right ! Hey,
maybe we should have done all this when the Sergeant disappeared, eh
?” piped up Buster, shuffling nearer to the counter.
"Perhaps,
who can say for sure. Unfortunately, hindsight is a cruel gift that
only avails itself to us AFTER the tragedy. Still, let us not dwell
on such thoughts shall we – they'll only... complicate matters.
Instead, we should simply take comfort from the fact that you know
you tried your best, and when all is said and done that is all anyone
can ask of you - or we of ourselves. If you ask me, the only good
things that can be drawn from the past are memories and lessons,
everything else like regret and guilt are best left closed away with
yesterday !”
The
vicar bade a final farewell and with a slight gracious bow of the
head he took his leave of them. Only to pause at the doorway and turn
around, his face betraying a perplexed frame of mind. “ By the way,
do you know why the Inspector was sent down here now – at this
particular time ? I mean, it's not as if there's been any new
development in the Sergeant's disappearance or anything – has there
?” he asked casually.
"We
dunno, he didn't say nothin' 'bout it to us. Why ?” George replied
lifting the counter flap open again.
"Oh,
no reason,” responded the vicar innocently, “ just natural
curiosity, I suppose.” And satisfied with the answer he turned on
his heels and continued on his way out the door.
Buster
followed George through the counter and joined him by the window to
watch the mild cleric strolling away. “ I wonder why vicars use all
those funny words when they talk ?” mused George thoughtfully.
"Wot,
LATIN ?” snapped Buster.
"Nah
! The big ones, y'know - the ones no one else understands !”
"Beats
me, I never understand him what he's talkin' about half the time
anyway, and the other half I don't listen to,”
"Yeah,
his English does sound a bit Double Dutch don't it ! I guess its must
be 'cos of them 'enthusiastical' matters he was going on about !”
George concluded rationally while retrieving his overcoat from the
stand. Slipping an arm into one of the coat sleeves he let out
another thought, “'Ere, what do yer make of all this 'posse' stuff,
then ?”
"Well,
I don't think we've got much choice in it, I mean we ain't exactly
done much good on our own so far – have we ? At least this way
there'll be more people to share the blame around with when things go
wrong !” came the voice of experience.
"Hmm,
you might 'ave something there, old-timer. Hey, you never know,”
said George settling the coat comfortably over his shoulders, “ if
we manage to find the Chief ourselves they might even give us a medal
or something !”
"What
like a CBE, or one of them RCMP's ?”
"RCMP
! You silly clot, don't you know nothin',” laughed George. “ It's a RSVP !”
George
started off towards the door, “ C'mon then, let's get a move on.
Something tells me we've got a long day ahead of us !” he said over
his shoulder.
"A long, cold, wet one, I reckon !” said an unimpressed Buster. “
'Ere, I just had a funny thought, we have to find a group of people
before we can get started to find one man ! Heh, Heh, Heh” he
chuckled to himself.
"Yeah,
hilarious !” replied George sarcastically. He watched Buster
convulsing at his own joke for a moment. “Mind you don't do
yerself a mischief laughing like that,” he advised. And then
followed with, “ Where d'yer think we should start looking ?”
"The
pub !” proffered Buster without hesitation.
"Done
!” accepted George, “but just one small one though, got it !”
"'Course,
just one small double to whet me whistle like, and then we'll see who
wants to get lost with us.”
"Hmm,
okay well I'll wait over there for you, then,” said George
buttoning up his overcoat.
"Eh
! What are you talking about, Im comin' with you,”volunteered
Buster.
"Nah,
you won't. You've got to get yer'self cleaned up and....”
"'And'
what ?” Buster challenged,
"Well,
we're gonna be out for quite a while, right ?” George reached for
the nearby door handle, “So... you'd better put that fire out,
before you leave !” And with that he jumped out the door pulling it
quickly shut behind him.
© Michael
Burford, 2018
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